[潮文] 10年间最佳分手信,三天突破900万人次观看 ( Break up letter )

7年前红片台湾的交大男友分手信,前几天有人重新po上网,竟然还有900万人浏览,真是认真厉害!! 991~

（一）

拎伯為了挽回妳，

他馬的低聲下氣、委屈求全拜託妳

幹，哭哭哭，哭個屁啊

只會哭著說：我承受不起你對我的好，我不值得的，

你一定可以找一個比我更好的人。我會一個人好好活下去

幹你娘啦，老子就賤命啊，人格低落啊，

還跟妳說：不，妳值得的，我對妳做的一切都是值得的

馬的B，好說歹說講了8個小時，

他馬的石女都沒妳這麼心腸堅定。

講到他馬的老子死心了，真的相信妳是想要一個人靜一靜，

真的開始覺得是我不夠成熟，才會讓妳覺得沒有安全感。

還可以糾住自己絞痛的心反過來安慰妳，其實一切都是我的錯。

幹，凌晨四點房間為了妳，不知道誰去烙來的，擠了二十幾個朋友

只為了勸我不要輕言放棄，說什麼這樣就放手太枉費過去的三年付出

只為了說妳真的有多好，全都怪我幹嘛說分就分。

操你媽啦，又不是我愛分， 啊我就盡全力挽回了，無動於衷我還能怎樣?!

馬的，又沒有不良嗜好，隨傳又隨到，拎伯功課作業多的跟鬼一樣，

老子都把時間拿來陪妳，然後自己半夜不睡覺讀書寫作業，

要吃個宵夜，他馬的，連妳室友的份都買了送到府上，打算一起收買人心

妳馬的要社團活動，我就自生自滅，幹，老子練個球，一天照三餐靠北。

要看個球賽，妳他媽的機八人，我就要提早去排隊。

妳娘勒，也不想想，妳急診時誰半夜送妳去的。

忘了帶證件，是誰搭飛機直接殺過去送到考場的。

幹，早上老子沒課，還要爬起來叫妳起床，他馬的，妳鬧鐘買來幹嘛的。

妳老師卡好，以為老子家裡是FOX，還是IFPI? 還可以選片挑歌勒，幹。

幹，生日、過節，拎伯除了買禮物，還自己做卡片，平時還做小東西娛樂妳

他馬的，幹，看現在去哪兒找會自己動手作卡片的好男生，

幹，老子是看得起妳，才好心為妳做的耶，心意無價耶

經典的"下雪聖誕卡"，十個女生收過九個都掉淚，幹，唯一最機八的就是妳，

幹，大餐吃了也不少，怎麼就沒看妳心疼的哭一次。幹。

啊不然是還要怎樣啦?!

幹，我就不信有這麼好找的到比我還貼心的男朋友。

自以為是的要一個人靜一靜，那為什麼三天後有人告訴我：看到妳跟別人牽手。

（二）

感謝板友的熱情推文，原本只是一肚子怨氣無處發洩，

現在發現有這個板真不錯，可以盡情的開罵，那就再來幹角一番

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(續)

操你媽的，分手就會到處說妳真的很難過，很捨不得，

是怎樣? 這麼捨不得幹嘛機八的死硬要分手，幹，假腥腥，

還會靠北跟別人說：他一個人會比跟我在一起快樂，所以我願意這麼做。

不然就是：分開我的心痛不下於他，但是我不想讓他不快樂。

哇操，妳是蛔蟲喔? 不然怎麼知道我會比較快樂，馬的B

這樣別人不會比較同情妳的啦，自私鬼。

幹妳媽的啦...老子的關心妳當放屁...

妳要跟學長、同學出去唱歌、打保、吃宵夜，我有靠北過嗎?

叫妳回來時打個電話說一下，反正我也在讀書，不會那麼早睡，

幹妳娘勒，哭著怪我管太嚴? 塞您老木啦..

半夜想出去幹壞事，不想報備就說啊妳，吱巴勒...

老子球隊備戰，深夜跑環校儲備體力，幹，一通電話來要吃宵夜，

還要拎伯球隊跟妳二選一? 幹，可以這樣選的是吧..

害我跑在隊伍後面，從清交小徑直接跑過清大宿舍、小吃部、大草坪、清大夜市

買了休閒小站跟小蛋糕，再跑回來拿給妳，

妳媽的啦，幹，有誰跑步手上提四份宵夜的啦，

還要算好時間，跟球隊跑環校的時間match，幹，二十幾分鐘來回耶，

我看這距離跟環校兩圈四公里也差不多了啦，幹妳老師的勒，

我操妳阿木，用想的就很累人了，拎伯還親自上陣擔岡演出"愛的長跑"。

可以這樣整人的喔? 啊妳就人生父母養的，我就不是喔? 幹。

幹，自己懶得下來走就說，還靠北什麼要幫我練體能，

害我腳踏車從清大門口一口氣沒停騎回13舍，

妳他媽的是不知道學校蓋在山丘上，有坡度的喔...

小吃部、清大宿舍旁的斜坡長怎樣沒看過是吧?

12舍前的斜坡陡到靠北，妳是從來沒來過是吧? 幹。

幹，過節要吃大餐，連等都不能等，

就跟妳說那陣子剛好錢花多了，手頭有點緊，叫妳過一陣子才吃。

機八勒，哭鬧著說我不貼心，害拎伯只好把原本要買棉被的錢掏出來花

幹妳全家吃炸彈，冬天很冷妳是不知道喔......賽妳老師

妳他媽的社團要期中聯合成果展，老子營隊排戲就不是正經事? 幹

只會靠北說不來就代表不關心，我操。

大家時間難橋，好不容易有共同時間，我可以說走就走喔?

幹妳媽啦，丟下一句話：我八點半上場，自己看著辦。 操妳老師。

拎伯就得8:15說肚子痛，飆車5min到清大，5min包好花，5min跑到場地，

剛好八點半，看完表演送個花，還要衝回來繼續演戲

前後半小時，裝著肚子痛到不行狂拉的樣子。

幹，妳要臉，老子不要自尊是吧? 幹。

幹妳媽的啦，妳就是高中校花名人，拎伯是上不了相是吧?

幹，是沒去參加帥哥選拔，但好歹也還人模人樣，打伴也還算有品味，

走在路上、坐捷運還不是有女生會搭訕要電話~ 這樣是哪裡不好了啦。

幹你媽啦，遠遠看到認識的男生，牽著的手就會放開，

有這麼無奈就是了啦?! 最好是老子長得讓妳抬不起頭來。

拎伯跟朋友出去吃個宵夜，整晚一直靠北問有沒有女生去，

賽妳媽啦，有女生是犯法喔? 我又不是要追~

啊同學裡面是不能有女的是吧? 吱巴女。

每次妳自己出去，我有對那些男的身家調查嗎? 靠妳阿木勒

幹，電話講到一半人家丟水球就不可以回，說什麼破壞氣氛

靠北，那妳MSN打啥小~ 棍。

拎伯三十幾個學伴一隻也沒聯絡過，妳他媽說是應該的。

活動、營隊的認識女生要跟我保持聯絡，妳他媽的就要我斷然說不。

朋友連誼人不夠叫我去當司機，妳媽的也要我朋友跟妳二選一。

幹，那約妳出去吃宵夜的死豬哥，幹，妳怎麼不會應該的拒絕他。

啊妳就要認識新朋友，開拓生活圈，拎伯就等著自閉到死就對了啦

操，州官自己放火，叫小老百姓吃大便就是了啦。

出門玩一次回來，就機巴機巴的一直靠北同行帥哥很多，幽默又風趣

不交個筆友、網友對不起自己，

幹，啊我是講話很無聊就對了啦，機八人，那妳平時都在笑三小?

我賽妳阿木啦，啊拎伯在路上看個漂亮女生，就氣的一路睹氣不說話。

幹妳媽的，妳出門去玩，半夜坐火車回來，出狀況大誤點，

妳手機沒電不能通知~ 老子不離不棄，有離開沒等妳嗎?

妳他媽的是不知道車站很冷清，半夜會起風喔?!

我操，一個人孤獨在車站等妳到半夜三點，出來還附上熱咖啡，怕妳冷了

機八啦....感動妳會不會寫? 怎麼就沒看妳哭的死去活來。

妳媽的啦，自己說說我好心做給妳的東西收到哪去了?

下雪聖誕卡勒? 心型巧克力糖盒勒? 親親情人卡呢?

說到這個，幹，我花兩個星期親手縫的布娃娃，怎麼沒見妳拿出來展示過? 幹

更別說拎伯每次都提早一兩個月安排，只為了不讓妳跟別人收一樣重覆的禮物，

棍，妳他媽的倒是說說，誰家的男朋友這麼有心的啦...

我操，打著燈籠都找不到的貼心男朋友，妳還不珍惜喔...

幹，是妳沒福氣啦，今年聖誕的自己動手作圍巾，拎伯寧願送非洲可憐孩子。

是啦，我就命賤啊，從小家庭教育就吱巴啊，

什麼女人為大，女生是要疼的，要好好照顧，不可以欺負，

還有個機巴的家訓： 蝦米疼某是大丈夫，打某是豬狗牛，

妳母卡好大水餃~~ 妳就賴著這點吃定我是吧?

早知道就把妳揍一頓，省得妳爬到老子頭上來。

幹，別人的男朋友，又抽煙喝酒，又沈迷電動不理人

又在外面花心亂搞，又被當一堆等21~

怎麼不見妳拿我出來驕傲一下，幹。

拎伯到底是哪一點不好?

班上成績也前十，又不整天打連線遊戲走火入魔，

女生朋友都明白知道我有個女朋友，而且很專情，

三教九流朋友有一些，我有學壞嗎? 幹，是不能有朋友的喔。

妳他媽的去問一問有交男朋友的同學，有哪一個比我對妳好的。

分手第二天，妳高中同學、妳大學同學不是打電話就是寫信

每個都為我不值，每個都要勸妳好好想一想，

妳他媽的就只會哭著說：緣份盡了。

塞巴啦，不用心經營才會沒緣份好不好，拎伯這麼用心也不行?

幹，這樣別人會分手我也不意外了啦。

幹妳娘，要分手早不說晚不說，

她媽的期中考週來了才講，幹，妳心機很重耶，害拎伯完全沒心情看書

被室友拖走也不過是在圖書館佔一個位置，還不是換個地方演屍體遊戲...

更吱巴的是還有人在圖書館親親我我，幹，看了特別礙眼，

除了祝福"早生貴子"外，實在不知道該怎麼辦。 幹。

更吱巴的是半夜從k館出來，還有一個機巴女在哭夭：沒有你我怎麼辦?

幹，我先說好，我絕對不是故意的， 但是我真的氣不過，看不下去。

才會大聲說：啊，賣久長ㄟ啦。

幹，我錯了。希望他們不會也來Hate板幹角

好好珍惜吧..幸福的人兒們...

我需要的是療傷跟找個方法過聖誕..唉.....

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人心 也是肉做的，會痛， 妳知道嗎?

不離不棄的誠摯，隨傳隨到的體貼 妳看到了嗎?

細心呵護，怕妳寒了 怕妳憂了 妳感受到了嗎?

這是我的愛情祭日 掬一把心碎 為妳送別

輕輕的 妳一片 我一片

分手不要說再見......心酸的浪漫 再見......

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曾經有那麼一天 妳問我什麼是幸福

我笑笑地不說話

因為幸福就是一個人默默在為妳付出卻永遠不讓妳知道他的辛苦。

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: 這是我的愛情祭日 掬一把心碎 為妳送別

: 輕輕的 妳一片 我一片

: 分手不要說再見......心酸的浪漫 再見......

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(又續)

幹...一切的謎團都解開了，馬的妳夠絕，

一定有間諜滲透在PTT，幹，不然妳怎麼知道我也有去圖書館

妳可以再機一點啊，我室友都看不起妳，側身轉頭要離開了

幹妳祖奶奶的，居然挽著那個卒仔巴的手叫他~

幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹，

這。不。叫。友。情。

妳明知道他會回來跟我講的，幹，妳他媽的我付出還不夠多就是了啦。

我操，居然還這樣子展示，妳再秋嘛，

妳他馬的明知道我的習慣是待在七樓，靠北，

妳很厲害嘛，還知道要在七樓堵我...幹妳老師的啦，

妳就不能他馬的閃遠一點，還我一個平靜的空間喔?

幹妳全家吃大便啦，讓我現在已經把七樓列為禁地了，這樣妳爽了吧?

以後就去那裡親親我我啊 去啊，幹。

最好妳就整棟圖書館都待啊，幹，老子以後發誓就不進圖書館。塞巴

幹妳他媽的自以為關心，我沒回房間睡關妳什麼事?

老子就愛睡別人家的地板，自己蓋夾克在角落享受那瑟縮的快感，怎麼樣?

馬的操，還寫信來說：你這樣都沒睡得好，我很擔心妳。

靠北比賽要是有排名，妳靠北皇后也算當之無愧的啦。

妳厲害嘛，妳也知道傷我傷得很深嘛，

算是有良心啦，這樣誇妳可不可以?

拎伯生死相交的朋友妳每個都聯絡過了，

除了像交待後事一樣說"替我好好照顧他"之外，妳還會什麼? 幹妳祖罵。

幹，妳就以為我沒門路查出那個芭樂的底細喔?

拿個美國護照又怎樣? 老爸是駐外人員又怎麼樣?

蹼妳阿木啦，幹，妳有間諜了不起喔，拎伯也有線民啦。

妳以為妳會幸福喔? 告訴妳，妳吃大便比較快啦，

幹，這學期再二一，他就Say Goodbye Toghther Forever了啦，

他媽的老子死纏爛打也要聯合所有科目一起作掉他，幹。

會跟新男朋友親熱? 幹，說到這個拎伯就滿肚子瓦斯

是誰那晚哭著告訴我：我會給自己一些時間，因為傷害了你，

我短期之內不可能再接受別人的了。

幹，最好是妳的短期之內是三天啦

拎伯人證都有了，還想賴是不是啦，不要以為只有妳有朋友啦，

馬的，妳他媽的室友吃我宵夜都沒勸妳不要忘恩負義的是吧，

連分手都還用騙的，幹，妳下地獄啦妳。

我那晚答應妳分手後，那椎心刺骨的痛妳知道嗎? 那哽咽的聲音妳聽不出來嗎?

掛上電話，我在那群講義氣的朋友面前，閉眼無聲的讓眼淚流了一個多小時，

妳知道嗎?

連到最後我都依然相信妳，哪怕之前那些風風雨雨的傳言，

妳開口告訴過我的，我就信妳，信妳真的想要一個人靜一靜，

信妳跟我一樣用心在經營屬於我們的感情，

我掏出真心證明我的深情，妳吃大便的居然這樣放在地上踐踏

妳他馬的知道我現在的心情會比下個月接到帳單還痛嗎?

這樣好了..我不要妳再出現在我的世界.. 這個學校都給妳，

留個系館，留個車棚，留條小路，這些給我就夠了，

其他的都歸妳，這樣可以嗎?? 我超修盡快畢業就是了。

到這裡，我已經幹角不下去了，我輸了，我承認我敗了

我敗得一塌胡塗，敗得一文不值，敗到連交大野狗都看不起我。

我要改變.. 我變的希望自己壞一點....

因為我開始相信壞男生面對情感時不會那麼痛苦......

「如果一對男女在分手後不是朋友的話

不是一方從未付出真心

就是一方永遠都在默默付出」

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如果本系列文能得板友微薄之欣賞共鳴，

幫我全都推到爆吧..我想照像作個紀念。

紀念這些年的付出，紀念這些日的心酸。

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自從po文後，信件如雪片般飛來...喵的，九成跟下雪聖誕卡有關

一定是節日快到的關係 :)

要跟感興趣者說明一件事， 有誰買禮物送東西，自己留一份的? XD

所以說，全部的東西都不在我身旁，叫我怎麼拿得出來呢 -____-

再說，我現在跟被挑斷手筋的刀匠一樣，怎麼有心情再做一個呢?

請板友見諒....

更有甚者，質疑男生動手DIY的可惡鬼，

啊是不能有人以前家政課上的比工藝課多的優

麻煩的"下雪聖誕卡"是...是真的不好弄的..

感念推文，我可以推薦兩個小東西...

一是平凡的果凍蠟，品名雖然平凡，

但決勝的關鍵在於對你們有共同美好回憶的內容物啊。

一是更平凡的口罩，但是是機車朋友們不可或缺的物品，

必殺技是畫出兩人最有感覺的小圖案，每天戴著心情也快樂。

可以去美術行問，有一種顏料類的東西無害，可以塗在素面的物品上

那種擠出來會有一點點像泡棉感覺，乾掉會軟軟的..

我不知品名，看到才知道，盡力形容了，勿怪。

物品雖輕，載負其上之情意重荷沈甸甸，

幸福不外遠求，細觀即可得。

祝福有情人兒們。

（四）

<分手滿月紀念 把一些事補完 空白鍵換頁>

今天..................

我生日................

2003年這一夜的凌晨....

幹你媽機八到家的室友，

你們是不知道拎伯心情在低落，在難過，

一顆玻璃心被新竹強風吹到快靠北的要碎了是吧? 幹。

你媽的啦，到底是誰在學狗屁專家靠北什麼洪水猛獸安慰法的啦

幹，最好是聽靠北歌曲聽到麻木，就永遠不會再受傷了啦。

你他媽的還有沒有....

幹，老子才嘛賴個床..."比我幸福" 起床號就來了..幹。

小賤仔，你們是狼心狗肺，以別人的痛苦為樂的喔....

最好是關燈讓拎伯滿心期待Happy Birthday生日快樂歌的時候

撥 "為什麼你背著我愛別人" 啦...

你們不下地獄，大概也沒人敢去排隊了，幹。

好兄弟，夠義氣， 你們這群當中要有人不幸分手，

幹，拎伯要是沒照學校鐘聲準點撥放 "婚禮的祝福"，

外加在圖書館前廣場擺個流水席慶祝，下輩子誓不為人...幹。

阿孝的爸爸說得對

出來跑，遲早要還.....

想也知道...會讓我上來靠盃的一定不只機八室友

凌晨十二點半............

一對神秘人物來到本寢....

幹..................

如果恨意能夠轉換為唾液....

那我願它像長江三峽截流時一樣地淹沒妳們這對狗男女......

幹，拎伯一年就過這一天大喜之日，

妳他媽的要示威是不會靠北的選別天喔?

幹妳全家吃大便是吃飽了沒?

他媽的挽著那個機巴人拿張卡片退還我買的對鍊算什麼?

馬的，妳嘴巴會不會爛啊，

居然說得出：謝謝你這些日子來的照顧，你的生活已完全與我無關 這種機掰話

幹妳這個臭賤人，要耍無情是吧，幹，拎伯也是可以的啦。

妳他媽的從此恩斷義絕，互不兩欠，這樣妳爽了吧。

操妳全家死光光..

人家說聖誕是相戀的天堂，生日是復合的溫床。

妳她媽的老子給了妳一個自白自新自省的機會..

幹，妳自己放棄不要的就算了..

幹到機掰的是妳自己為什麼還要說出"你應該祝我幸福" 這種靠北到家的話..

妳走之前聽到了吧? 聽到在背後傳來的轟然巨響了吧?

我好恨啊..要是殺人不用坐牢，扁人可以消遙...

我恨不得當場把這一拳打在那個卒仔的身上

而不是沒用地讓血指印落在那宿舍的木板門上

幹，這就是妳這吱巴人帶來「血淋淋」的教訓

室友告訴我：幹，以後不管到哪裡，這門是一定要拆下來帶著跑的...

妳他媽的有考慮過我的立場，我的情緒嗎?

恁老師的一定要二次傷害我妳才會爽是嗎?

幹，拎伯就真他媽的很想拿鐵槌敲敲看..

看到底妳的心變成了化石，還是跟我一樣也是肉做的?

妳去死的有沒有想過我為了妳付出了多少?

幹你祖罵的勒，趕飛機送證件那晚回來已經是半夜四點，

我就他馬的慷慨出錢帶妳去吃考試解脫大餐，

還幹妳老師的自以為節儉地省錢走路回來...

從火車站沿光復路走回交大宿舍，妳他媽的知道有多遠嗎? 機掰。

幹你全家死光的啦，那次到阿里山看流星雨的時候，

幹，就一再提醒妳山上會很冷，叫妳一定要穿暖一點，

妳是聽不懂人話喔! 幹，穿那件薄外套是要應景的喔!?

幹你娘的啦，流星看不到幾顆，拎伯只差沒變成急凍人，

妳穿我的羽毛衣都不會心虛的喔?

捨不得妳冷了才給妳穿的..我也是會冷到發抖的，幹，妳懂不懂啊..

幹到翻天的是妳他媽的半夜在山上才跟我靠北明天早上九點有課會點名，

幹，拎伯半夜不知道幾點累到快哭夭的趕下山，

只為了那班六點的火車讓妳坐回來點名，

然後我像個白痴一樣在火車站等到快九點，只為了還摩托車，幹。

妳老師的胖三公斤那一個月，

吃大便的說以後晚餐不吃飯，要吃沙拉就好，

老子就要風雨無阻，每天騎車出去買生菜沙拉回來給妳吃，

幹爆妳全家的有沒有感動過.....

妳他媽的學校垃圾ㄆㄨㄣ餐廳不愛吃，一通電話來，

拎伯就得趕五點半下課，六點半實驗的空檔跑出去幫妳買食物，

幹妳瞎眼喔，妳是不知道園區下班掛狗牌的車多到靠北的噁心是吧

妳晚上沒課悠哉吃飯.打B.搖呼啦圈.跳韻律操

老子就得跟時間賽跑，扒兩口飯進去搞個十二點才出來的實驗

然後才能把冷掉的便當做宵夜吃掉，幹，妳懂不懂那個辛苦啊..

幹..妳他媽的摸著良心..想一想是不是說過的話就當做是廢渣隨風飄..

那次去花蓮玩的時候..妳他媽的愛玩從崖邊滑下去..

幹，是誰抓住妳不放手的...

妳好樣的..居然忘了妳當時嚇得狂哭.抱著我說這輩子再也不會分開了.

現在勒? 妳說出口的話當成屁吞回去了喔! 幹..賤人...

臨走前妳說...分手還是作朋友... 幹..怎麼做朋友啦?

我看到妳就想到我是個他媽的被拋棄的人...幹，這叫我情何以堪啦..

難道妳忘了嗎? 我們自豪地說是他馬的一見鐘情.....

連朋友怎麼寫都還不會就在一起了，這叫我怎麼把妳當朋友啦?

幹你老師勒..我現在只會寫 陌生人 啦...

幹妳娘的星座專家，機掰的亂寫什麼生日書啦...

你們不懂不會去吃大便喔...

拎伯最速配的生日居然也有她生日這一天..幹你娘勒...

路上找情侶問一問就可以寫成速配生日喔..幹..出書前有沒有摸過良心啊..

幹，郎滴衰小，去北投散心洗溫泉也會遇到機巴人。

你媽的死老頭是在靠北啥小.. 幹

年紀大機排吃得比我多也不是這樣子的。

朋友是不能沒義氣的跟馬子洗湯屋鴛鴦浴，然後叫我自己洗大眾池的唷

幹，你以為我願意馬子的同學臨時變聰明，不來跟畜牲洗溫泉喔

幹你娘的死店家，賤嘴老頭我不跟他計較，

你機掰到底的在撥什麼"分手快樂"啦，

幹， 我。就。是。分。手。不。快。樂。啦。

是你們欺人太甚...

我一定是被激怒了才會拿水管用冰水對著你們這些機巴人掃射...

還有... 他媽的豬腦大學生是不是只吃大便就可以長大啊

幹你全家死光的在校園板討論啥小...

你吃大便的不吐衛生紙，老子的前女友是誰關你屁事，

要不要乾脆公開亮相，兩人攜手拿著下雪聖誕卡一起參加校園走秀啊? 幹。

幹你娘親的要是豬腦人再亂po校園板

幹，老子保留的一個生日願望就祝你們每年聖誕節都一個人精采。幹。

幹，為什麼要年底了才分手....

幹你娘現在人家甜蜜要看魔戒首映、過銀色聖誕、冬至吃湯圓、牽手去跨年

拎伯只能在旁邊自顧灑脫的說：沒關係啦，反正我以前過過了...

幹..最好是沒關係啦... 就是因為以前過了現在才會觸景傷情啦....

怎麼會這麼讓人不爽呢，明明我已經休息了好幾天，

明明我就練成了鐵打不痛神功..為什麼一想到妳給過的美好..我還是會心揪呢

幹..昨晚我真他媽的不爭氣才會又夢到了那初識的妳

夢裡頭妳....那輕柔的模樣..叫人難忘...唉......

幹。幹。幹。幹。幹。 我怎麼會這麼沒用.......

才會讓失眠入侵我的腦細胞，無能為力的坐在床上睜睜的回憶著方才那夢

幹爆勒..怎麼我明明在心中、在腦中臭罵妳千千萬萬次...

怨妳的無情，怪妳的狠心，誰知道....

幹..賤命真是沒藥醫..連被甩都還能夢到美好的從前..幹，我怎麼這麼沒用啊.

朋友說得對：幹，你這輩子不是好人的命。

讓別人的男朋友變第三者吧。

想想也對，既然不能做好人，乾脆就當畜牲吧。

至少良心餵狗後，就不會有道德的問題了。

親愛室友們，我爽約了...........

我們約定的八人銀色聖誕...只剩七個小矮人了...

白雪公主瞎眼地跟永遠是青蛙的卒仔跑了

幹..我不是故意的..不要怪我..你們也有看到我想要好好維持啊...

不然我去連誼版徵個伴好了..幹，免得你們罵我變胖是因為食言...

2003年生日的第一個願望...下輩子別讓我做好人...

2003年生日的第二個願望...

比.我.幸.福.

我很高興 妳談戀愛了

心中只有成全沒有怨懟

請珍惜他...

<劉若英 成全>

看著妳和他走到我面前 微笑地對我說聲 好久不見

如果當初沒有我的成全 是不是今天還在原地盤旋

不為了勉強可笑的尊嚴 所有的悲傷丟在 分手那天

未必永遠才算愛得完全 一個人的成全 好過三個人的糾結

我對妳付出的青春這麼多年

換來了一句 謝謝妳的成全

成全了妳的瀟灑與冒險 成全了我的碧海藍天

他許妳的海誓山盟蜜語甜言

我只有一句 不後悔的成全

成全了妳的今天與明天 成全了我的下個夏天 T__T

失戀的傷痕 是那種真心喜歡過又受傷的模樣

紅紅的烙印在手指 深深的刻劃在心上

思念不能留住時間的痕跡 記憶可以

只是我心裡的記憶 有空白

因為我想忘了這段一個人的存在

空白 是當初留給妳的回來..

卡片內文

「 如果你還記得當初為什麼愛我

請放手讓我走

愛情之所以好美 往往因為結局.不.完.美...」

乖..眼睛不酸...忍住...忍住...忍. 住.

Q___Qa ...

(誰選聖誕節這天玩我 \_/)

Is it You?

是妳嗎?

聖誕節那天..往部落的路上...

口袋傳來一陣震動...

幹..怎麼這裡還會有訊號........

是個簡訊...

當下我就回頭趕回學校...

........................................

只有遠傳，沒有距離。

要我回來幹嘛?

當傻子? 當人柱? 還是要我睜眼看別人幸福?

像個笨瓜在舞會門口徘徊.

看別人出雙成對..或談笑或牽手或摟抱進場...

真不是滋味...

午夜倒數最叫人難熬

看別人相擁看煙火..

幾個小時過去了...

飲料不算伴的話...我始終一個人...

有人一直沒有出現...

一定沒有人知道發生了什麼事，

很好，

我也不知道。

幹，到底是誰玩我啦? 拜託快出來好不好?

無知是幸福，未知是痛苦。

誰來告訴我為什麼會這樣...................

簡訊： (發話號碼是隨便數字)

「好想你，在舞會見你，好嗎？

不見。 不散。 」

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AS Roma v Shakhtar Donetsk

AC Milan v Tottenham Hotspur

Valencia v FC Schalke

Inter Milan v Bayern Munich

Lyon v Real Madrid

Arsenal v Barcelona

Marseille v Manchester United

Copenhagen v Chelsea

AC Milan v Tottenham Hotspur （4条烟老人院难扒刺 )
991@季初大出血引进了许多球星的米兰对上赛季终结英超BIG 4文化的热刺,AC米兰当然不会让步,但阵容严重老化加上联赛保持榜首的压力是米兰最大的阻碍.热刺在上赛季勇夺第四而得到参加欧联的机会,在小组塞上也力挫宾sir的国际米兰排在了小组榜首的位置,疯狂贝尔对上老人家是否再次强奸意大利传统劲旅,但热刺后防线上经验严重不足是最大的阻碍.

 
Inter Milan v Bayern Munich ( 宾sir米兰对上云胶拜仁复仇记 ）
991@2009/10欧联决赛的两队想不到就这么快又对上了,两队在这个赛季联赛都打得像屎一般的难看,利物浦前战术大师宾sir带领的国际米兰是否和狂人的米兰一样击垮拜仁.而拜仁时候雪耻击败国际米兰?!

Lyon v Real Madrid ( 皇马欲破16强魔咒 )
991@2009/10欧联上皇家遭遇lyon淘汰在16强止步, 而在2010/11欧联上两队有再一次的对上了,大手笔引进的许多球星的皇马是否能破16强魔咒呢? 狂人第一次带领的皇马能否再次创造出穆尼里奥奇迹.

Arsenal v Barcelona ( 地上最强争霸战 )
991@球星工厂阿仙奴对上世界冠军巴蕯,2009/10欧联上巴塞以狂扫的姿势击垮了永远在成长中的阿仙奴,梅西也彻底的强奸了阿仙奴的后防线.这赛季初,阿仙奴和巴塞都引进了不少球员,可是巴塞所引进的是全世界数一数二的前锋和阿根廷队长,而阿仙奴却引进了制造帝查马克和这赛季中平平犯错的后卫们.游魂沙皇和法国先生纳丝里是否能够踏进巴塞的半场?!还是再次的让梅西,萨维和Iniesta轮奸 ?! 地上最强的称号又再一次的挂上了战台.

[想红] Alviss Kong 二世 之 样衰有权自杀系列 ( Lun Sky )

A stupid fellow again that told his friends at facebook that he want to suicide day after tomorrow(15/12). His name Lun Sky, i know that he want to get famous and i will help him. ^^ 991~

这条死肥仔不但样衰还想学人在facebook预言自己会自杀,企图想红.我可以肯定的跟你们说,他真的会红,因为和Alviss Kong的对比很大,虽然两个都是败类,但至少Alviss Kong生得靓仔,而这个Lun Sky却样衰到没朋友.他在facebook发表了一篇死亡预言>"爸妈对不起，我走了。别伤心！！！这是我唯一的选择～～".我个人觉得如果你要死,而你的样子又难看的话,请静静的死吧,别在那边拖拖拉拉,还要15号才死(现在是13号)虽然不知道你当天会不会死,但我希望你真的会去死,这样你才会真真的升LE！！加油的去死吧,别跳楼了,抄足就没意识了.  991~

潮文 = 爸妈对不起，我走了。别伤心！！！这是我唯一的选择～～（from skyLUN)

这也许是我最后一次上网了，也许是我人生该结束的时候了，朋友们对不起，真的很对不起，我走了请你们不要想我。我真的受不了一个人孤独的生活了我真的没办法接受这个现实

我也不想去一步一步的接受或许你们一辈子都不会理解我我真的受不了

我现在很讨厌回家

家对我而言只不过是一个睡觉的地方家已经没有以前那样温馨了我真的不想接受这一切了

不是我太脆弱

而是我接受的打击太多了

我现在真的很孤单

我现在把事情都想明白了

我也看清了这个社会

我只想去另一个世界去快乐

希望那里不会让我感到无助

我现在在别人眼里

哈哈别人都看不起我

瞧不起我

我做在好他们也无视我的存在

我最放心不下的爸妈我舍不得你们那又怎样你们现在都有各自的生活，家庭

对我而言

你们已经不是我的父母

谢谢你们收养我这摸多年谢谢你们的养育之恩

下辈子我一定回报你们

我现在受伤更多了

我真的无法面对这现实

我的朋友们谢谢你们今后多照顾我父母

我走了

我到现在已经在网吧连续呆了两天两夜

我想好了这也许就是我的结局

不要为我伤心难过，我不象在下面看见你们哭

因为我现在已经哭的没眼泪了

我走了。我最爱你们了 

[R.I.P] 為女死,為女亡 . 你真係好傻,安息吧.

KL guy , Alviss Kong has jump down from 14th level building for suicide. The reason suicide was he has broken out with his girlfriend.

2010年,仲有人可以咁傻,為咗條女搞到自殺真係俾佢吹脹,佢仲可以咁瀟灑係facebook到同大家講再見.一個自私既人就咁係十四樓跳落去,我係到都唔想講太多了.讀得書小,冇辦法 , 安息吧啦,下世唔好再咁傻啦.991～

He chat with his sister(Chelvin Kong) , but his sister think he was joking. 

Last Message : Say Good bye to his friend. =(  

新闻
少年（Alviss Kong）不堪情伤打击，从住家跃楼而下，在送往医院抢救后不治身亡，而他在自杀前，曾在面子书上留下遗书，也曾倒数他跳楼，然而，朋友未加以留意，虽也有部份朋友试图安慰，但仍阻止不了这悲剧的发生。

该名少年是于昨日午夜2时，于蕉赖（cheras ketumbar height）的住家跳楼自杀，根据其遗言，相信是他接受不了与徐姓女友的分手打击，进而一时想不开而自杀。

可是，Alviss Kong在自杀前，却曾在面子书上留话，包括跳楼前45分钟进行倒数，还留言问：「这45分钟我该做些什么？」他在面子书上留言，包括在最后决定跳楼时，放上最后的留言：「对不起我最爱的家人，保重！」

而根据其姐姐与面子书朋友证实，他的确从住家跳下，而在之后的国大医院抢救中不治身亡，朋友们也陆续在面子书上祝他安息。

Alviss Kong在面子书的遗言中，表达了他很爱徐姓女友的情感，并不舍与女友之间的分离，他们两人最后见面是在电影院，之后女友拒绝少年送她回家后，让少年大受打击。

Alviss Kong的遗书内容，道尽他对女友的爱意，以下为遗书中的华语版本：
题：你的无情...给了我无比的缺心
「徐明彬
在你的世界里...爱情是什么 ?
我抛下一切去挽回你....你却可以很无情地把我一次又一次的推开
你说你爱我..你说你并没变...你只是不想了....不想了...无论我怎么做..也是不想了
你的绝情...真的给了我无比的缺心去了断自己
很傻吧..? 我也觉得自己很傻...我说过的i love u...i said it i meant it...i'll love u till the moment i die
现在我也说了...我要帮自己做个了断
不是完全因为你..只不过在我的世界里..的确只有爱情...而你就是我最爱的人
今天谢谢你的最后回忆....在cinema里你给的拥抱那科..我觉得一切的感觉都回来了
只没想到...最后..你依然坚持了你的决定
你变了...你说你依然爱我...但是我却发觉你根本爱上跟他们一起的感觉
爱情...我玩不起...两场的爱..我已经把自己搞到不知道象什么了...
很遗憾的是....既然在最后一天里..你也不把送你回家的机会给我...算吧...
以后也不会再有这机会了.....因为当你读完这些后..我已不在人世
你的爱..我无法了解..但跟你的这4个月里...是我人生中最开心的
就让我成为你回忆中的永恒....」

Alviss Kong对其女友的爱也在遗书英文版中表露无遗，包括要求家人勿责怪女友，指决定是自己做出的，也促女友的未来男友不要伤害她。而Alviss也在面子书上载其最后的照片，一张他泪流满面的照片，作为他离开人间前的最后一张照片。（下图）

[廢] Emileo 九唔搭八 系列.

Credit : Youtube channel Emileo.

最後最大失望既係,d壞人又輸啦..

翻譯員on9當有趣

國產野,冇好野... TM公司好好野

Today , my connection was suck and i pick up my handphone.. insert 100

TM : Selamat datang ke TM untuk bahasa malayu tekan 1 for english press 2
me : 2
TM : For service fault press 1 for internet press 2 for bla bla bla
me : 2
TM : TM inform certain area ............. upgrading , for billing enquiry press 1 for payment press 2 , for other  services press 3
me : 3
TM : Transfer to staff , Hi sir , you are calling tm net ( if not ? )
me : I like to ask why my internet connection so slow ?
TM : Sir , can i have your name ? (steady staff)
me : 991
TM : Mr.9 can i have your streamyx id ?
me : 911gg1@streamyx.com
TM : Ok , please wait for awhile
me : fast!
TM : Ok mr.9 can i have your handphone number ?
me : 999
TM : Sir , your connection are no problem.
me : But its very slow and i did speed test and it show only 0.13mbps.
TM : Have u report this through the TM website ?
me : My line too slow and cant go in your website.
TM : Ok , sir you are using wireless or lan cable
me : wireless
TM : sir , can u plug your computer to LAN ?
me : ok wait , i plug in now.
TM : Take your time sir (she enjoying for solving our problem )
me : done
TM : Ok sir , can i have our wireless model number ?
me : belkin-tlk2991
TM : Ok sir , wait me write a report for you.
[music] after 3min
TM : Sir , thk for waiting and i already wrote the report and sent to the fix/repair department.
me : and ?
TM : Sir pls remember and copy down this code and later you should give this code to the staff at fix department and they will fix for you. 19920399102
me : ok
TM : Ok sir , i will now transfer your line to our fix department.
[music]
[Welcome to TM , please apply our bla bla bla for discount......]
[music]
after 7min.
still gv me hear song,
wait more 2min.. doooooooooooo line terminate.

First ,i like to thank TM for giving me hear nice song and advertisement. TM is such a nice company with brilliant staff and awesome efficient.
When your line was suck and slow ,I highly recommend u straight go for tm point and face to face with those staff and make sure your problem are solve in the same time. 991~

Ipoh Hospital Fail

Our Malaysia 1st large religion Islam and their place of pray - "Masjid"  was build in front of hospital ipoh.
Great rite ? our kindly islamic everyday help those injury keep praying and praying, and those injury will wake 5/6am everyday and hear islamic sing and song.
Seriously , this was a big fail for building a masjid in front of hospital.. why islam council are so clever to do that  ?  Or they really did not know this will disturbing injury to rest or they really want Islamic pray for injury for getting well soon.. i think 1 thing for sure is.. if i was a injury i will leave this hospital as fast as possible. 991~

Advantage :
Can always enjoy their song  if you know their language.
U can think another positive side, those prayer in masjid is pray for u.
U no need to worry about super neutral like ghost , vampire or other else.

Disadvantage :
None ! Government or Islamic say yes and you cant say no @

Bastard UMNO talk crab @

Ketua Bahagian Titiwangsa UMNO (Datuk Johari Abdul Ghani): Kita tidak perlu undi Cina dan India .

Apa awak lanjiao babi umno cakap ? Kalau tidak ada cina dan india , awak ingin awak punya 32k melayu dengan babi punya kepala boleh bantu malaysia buat apa ?! Kalau bukan cina and india bantu awak, macam mana economic msia berkeras hingga sekarang ?!  Saya hanya tao Umno boleh lahir babi banyak dan kuat makan rasuah saja. Sentiasa suruh cina balik china , kalau betur kita balik , siapa sokong awak makan ? main tahi umno saja tau, please lah.. balik rumah guna awak punya babi kepala cuba ingin siapa yang bantu msia banyak dan jangan lagi cakap brainless punya barang. Awak mao main racist untuk dapat sokongan.. hanya malayu dengan babi punya kepala yang sokong awak. 991~

UMNO : chinese and indians are getting too much ?!

[from Ninjaassain] Today morning I read about the UMNO meeting that just held recently, when I saw the title that written “ Bumiputra should hold 60% of wealth in Malaysia, but not the non-bumi” , “non-bumi company if want to listing in Bursa Malaysia, then should sell their 30% of company share to bumiputra and privileges aspects ”, “UMNO represents request our country leader assist in strengthening the bumiputra advantages, so that they can fight with other races in a [B]FAIR platform, economy and business aspects”, and one represent from Melaka says that “ Non-bumi are not true friends and not assisting and supporting the NEP”.[/B] ( IMHO, Malays already getting the privileges in most of the things for more than 50 years, but still cannot develop and improve, then what’s the problem? Now request even more in assisting them to get the wealth and economy control from other races with politic ways and government helps, don’t u guys feel shame?
Other than that, some are about the wealth in the country should be equally distribute among the residents according to the race percentage, that’s means bumiputra should get 67% of the wealth, non-bumi 33%.
Sharizat says, according to the race percentage, Malay hold the 60% of country wealth totally not a big problem, and request Chinese and Indian not take away their BIG CAKE OF WEALTH. Malaysia got 60% Malays, 30% Chineses and 10% Indians, but Malays only holding 6% of the country wealth, Chinese 74% and Indians 19%. And she said according to the quantity of ppl and the distribution of wealth, Its not equal. And Malays request or ask for getting the 60% of wealth , its not much actually! ( IMHO, she is stupid! Quantity doesn’t mean quality, if u really want the wealth then fight for it, not jealous of other wealthy and ask for it with politic ways or some unfair laws that previously made.) She also said ‘if non malays keep request for equal treatment and advantages, she will propose and request the government to remove the non-malays positions in politic and so on.
Okay~, actually I got no problem socialize and mix around with my Malays friends in my school time and now working, actually they are quite friendly and good though, and I am not hate them when together with them. But when I think of Malays got special treatment from the government since they born, good school and well equip, bonus mark for exams, double standard in government exams, pocket money few hundred ringgit in asrama penuh, free tuition, free these and that, scholarship from JPA, quota in getting into Universities or any colleges, no matter local or oversea, most of the things they got privileges in EDUCATION; after that, they do business, government give them financial and facilities support , education and seminar to guide them, can do business without permit also at roadside, Chinese and Indian sure not allowed, will get summon, getting house and shop lot for cheaper price compare to non bumi, and now companies listing in BURSA Malaysia also need MALAY to have 30% of share, that’s mean good thing must share with Malays although they not even help you anything in your business~. They just ask for it. But I feel like ROB in a politic ways! See, Malays got privileges in ECONOMY and BUSINESS; Politic then u can read yourself, UMNO is the strongest, bcos they got the most men in quantity! Needless to say.
Now let analyse, Malays got privileges and advantages in education, economy and business, and politic as well, so so much more aspect that can’t list out in short time, huh~~… and yet, why are they still can’t compete with other races in economy wise? And now ask for more?(Pepsi trademark^^) they need more and more tongkatsssss until when it will finish?
U know why I hate Malays , actually is because we, non-malays got unfair treatment from the country and government, a bit unfair is ok, bcos as they said, we are outsider, PENDATANG, but its not we are doing nothing, we assist them in economy wise! But now the government is getting serious and worst! I know why Malays hate Chinese, because they controlling the economy, mean they got more money, then other sure jealous.
My advises are, MALAYS please work hard to compete with others, not just other races in the country, but others in the world! And quantity doesn’t mean quality! Only will creating more problems… burden the government in assisting and special treatment, all cost money, and yet still complaining about NOT ENOUGH!!!! I WANT MORE MORE MORE, 60%!!! CHINESEs, please work harder although u got no advantages since u born and no special treatment or at least fair treatment, accept that the world ain’t fair, especially in MALAYSIA. So, if all these continue and getting worst until u can’t accept already, move to other country! Trust me, Malaysia will be like Indonesia very soon… and Thailand and other countries nearby are doing better now! More freedom! INDIANs, although u got the least men, least advantages, worst treatment, but still gonna work hardest! To achieve what u didn’t get it for free!


Umno are just like a kids and keep do and say those brainless thing. Whole world and malaysians are admit UMNO are sucks like hell..Can umno try to understand us and do the thing that make sense TQ?! 991~


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Good news to student ! you must pass sejarah !!

For our country with little history , our nausea UMNO speak joke again. They like to set sejarah as a similar status as Bahasa Malaysia for the SPM exams. Can stupid pig dont try to speak funny thing again ?! its really not funny at all ok ?! fuck you umno o0o  991~

KUALA LUMPUR: History will become a must-pass subject for Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) beginning 2013, Education Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin announced today. This will give the subject a similar status as Bahasa Malaysia for the SPM exams, he said at the Umno General Assembly here today.

Muhyiddin, who is also Umno deputy president, also announced that the replacement of PMR (Penilaian Menengah Rendah) exams with a school-based assessment system will be brought forward to 2014, instead of 2016 as earlier announced.

A school-based assessment was found to be more suitable for students in Malaysia’s 7,000 secondary schools. Such an assessment, which has been carried out in 550 schools nationwide since 2008, was found to be the preferred choice of many.
These are among the recommendations in a report on the proposal to abolish both examinations. The move is part of the government’s efforts to restructure the education system, which is perceived to be too exam-oriented.


Read more: History a must-pass subject for SPM from 2013 http://www.nst.com.my/nst/articles/Historyamust-passsubjectforSPMfrom2013/Article/#ixzz13Br9lSkh

Love Our Country 爱国情结

为何爱国?为何为国牺牲?为何有国才有家?看来这些话对马来西亚人是很难明白.原本马来西亚是个非常美好的国家,没有天灾,资源丰富,多种族,美食也多.那为什么"爱国"却对我们那么陌生..在kopitiam,十个有九个uncle都在骂政府,想着要怎样送自己的孩子离开马来西亚不要再回来.为什么会这样呢?那些fuck来fuck去的话我也懒得再讲了..
所谓爱国,就是爱戴及把自己的国家看得想自己的至亲.如果人民爱国,国家只然而然的就会团结,人民跟人民之间就会互相帮助,经济和可方面也会进步得很快.负韩国和德国人民是全世界公认number 1爱国,以前看过一遍文章,当某一个韩国学生被欺,不到15分钟,不管对方什么来头,整个学校所有的韩国学生都会马上集中起来对付恶势力.相反的看看我们马来西亚人的想法,当一个马来西亚人被欺负,我的第一想法是认为他很可怜,第二就是不要多管闲事,不然吃亏的就是自己.
这些现实和自私的想法是从小由老师,父母的教育得来,真是的来不易啊~!二十年前,马来西亚台湾都是亚洲数一数二发达的国家..为什么到如今,不但没进步,而且还越来越退步?当然里面包含了许多政策既贪污腐败的因数..看看韩国,二十年前还是落后于菲律宾的国度,如今却是世界上进步得最让人目瞪口呆的国家,为什么?!很简单,因为他们人民团结和爱国,短短的二十年内,samsung,Lg,kia,hyundai种种现在世界知名品牌都是由这可国家创立的.在韩国,政治动乱不逊色与台湾,但他们韩国人最后的目标都是一致的,就是把韩国推向世界巅峰,只是每个政客的发展方针不一样,所以在韩国你会发现有许多百年计划都再进行当中,你如何想象一个国家肯花一个世纪来进行某个计划,如果国家没有共同理念和不够团结,这些计划是不可能完成的.相反在台湾,一样的自由民族,一样的是人类,为什么他们的政坛只有乱?别人的国家我也不便做评论,你自己想想吧.
团结是一个国家最需要的原动力,如果没有了,就好象一个没有67的男人,给其他国家只有一个感觉"懦弱".马来西亚政府利用种族议题来巩固自己的权利,这样也应此拉远了我们和马来同胞的距离也逐渐形成了对立.如果再继续这样,这可国家何来团结?Satu malaysia untuk melayu ? 马来西亚人需要加油和团结啊 991~

自信與光彩

唉...點解我咁靚仔？唔通係上天俾我既恩賜?首先我要多謝我既老豆老母生得我咁靚仔...之後要多謝e個社會,我成日係到諗,點解我既五官可以咁精緻,於是為咗唔好招人妒忌,我決定留長我陰仔,試圖擋住半邊臉...點知留完當我行出街時,感覺到好多人既目光望住我...飄逸既陰仔配副絕佳既臉龐,哇...真係諗唔到d女點忍住唔同我發生關係.廢話唔多,立刻去圖。991~

Ipoh Parade - Sea Food Restaurant.(海鮮酒樓)

hey ipoh boy and girl.. i am lack of creative on blogging and now i like to blow about ipoh parade with my broken english again..xD.. as u know, parade is a heaven for sam tet , convents scol students last time.but now.. haiz there already become a horrible place and plenty of lala there...
lala zai.. lala means a type of seafood.. why we say lala zai lala mui... that mean their wear are very fishy.. they wear exaggeration just like going for stage and open concert. but we cant laugh on them ! why ?! because their wearing style are look like cover by italy gangster head. Forget this year or last year , many mini shop are open at parade top floor. Oh my god are coming after this, more and more lala are coming out, and u  can also see many race of lala at the parade heaven floor... but almost cina and malay lala.. they are rock and enjoy on walking.. hard wax their hair... awesome hairstyle.... i am seriously adore them very very very much. i hope 1 day i also can be a lala , because i saw them are full of confident that write on their lan jiao face, everytime everymoment i am asking myself why they are fucking confident always.. and that time i was blaming myself why i am poor and thinking the way to getting well on my study(something bullshitting that u no need to border about it xD)... and also set a goal for become a next bill gates... although this is impossible , but atleast i got a goal and dream.. but those lalal relli make me headache, why and why they are so confident and their walking step are just like dancing...are they feel they are handsome or cool than the whole world ? nowaday , very bad news to our those normal people, ipoh parade already become a lala heaven. if u are still insist on going to ipoh parade,  i will wish u good luck and remember to bring lemon tea there... because lemon can remove fishy smell..

if you ask me why i hate those lala , and i think u are getting wrong my msg. i love lala, i love parade..if no lala, we will getting less of joke...and our life going be meaningless... so , lala is very important to ipoh..

We Love Life , So We Love LaLa.

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爛~ Satu Malayia , 屌9你個死巫統

Satu Malaysia ?！ 

1st of all , i like use my broken poor  english to tell you guys our country UMNO are such a fucking nausea political parties，why i am going to say this ? after the murderer prime minister announced 2011year msia pre-budget and bullshiting at stage about few hour for the fucking nonsense... the main point of this budget is spend about 50mil for the private company(again to the no name no address empty malaaaay company) for build the world highest 100 level tower and we will gonna call it warisan malaysia.. what the fuck of this murderer brain thinking about ? now the whole word economy are going bad and  whole world are getting to thrifty and reduce outcome..but as we saw this msia 2011 pre-budget, we are going to waste more and do those fucking nonsense project. At last few month the fucking bastard just announce our country will going to bankrupt when 2019, and now the umno bastard are told us they are going to waste and spend the most in msia history. Forget about the lame building, inside this nonsense budget , we can also see this bastard murderer going to increase 1% at our service tax and it will become 6% all together in our service tax.. hey guys... can u keep patient for those bastards ? inside the 2011 msia pre-budget those bastard not only gv us problem and also keep giving a good profit for their own.. all the project announce inside the pre-budget are billion in count and u can see those project are useless and do not need at all. At KL , we already have a LRT and so on,but those bastard are ready for few billion on building a subway at KL again..are those bastard brain have any problem ? at government side..our UMNO kia are very clever , they increase the birth holiday for those government worker from 60days to 90days... as you are malaysian and u will know those "malaysian" will have atleast 4-8 children in1 family.. and now they will feel fucking happy and like those bastard.. what for they are doing this action to those government workers ?! 1) they are malaysian 2)they are the most(quantity) worker at malaysia 3)UMNO need support when election 4)they are brainless , why i am saying those bastard brainless ? first of all, as we know those efficiency of our dear government already enough slow , and now they are going to increase those bitches birth holiday again.. this will cause the efficiency are getting more worst... congratulation for malaysian.. you will get better government service after this xD. as other side , our dear bastard ready for 1.6 billion on our elder allowance , 1.8billion on our whole country children allowance... u think this will enough for us ? damn no... those bastard can spend about 50b for thos fucking building and not will to spend more on those helpful allowance.. the most fucking mood less people is those people live in sarawak and sabah.. they are pay the top 5 most tax state at malaysia, but inside the 2011 fucking bore pre-budget , there are no any development and build project at sabah and sarawak..all those fucking makan rasuah project are focus on KL KL KL KL...if you are KL people... please dont be happy , those project announce by the murderer is use to give their gang makan rasuah and you will see nothing come out from the project and the money will spend, there are still many nonsense project inside the pre-budget that cant finish explain in 1 day.   Why you are still support those bastard / bitches / murderer / call cina balik china political ? we can change malaysia to the better country by our own power.. dont scare those bastard and dont let those bastard getting outlaw.. put your vote to opposition. YOU CAN CHANGE IT ~~!

991~ 

Wafi : 我屌你個馬產 (馬來人勿入)

那講明先,我份人唔種族歧視,有時仲會幫下人,但只從我睇完尼篇文章,我覺得如果我唔po上來分享聽日真係會俾雷劈死.991~

Are u Typical Malay?
Current mood:  anxious

Are You a Typical Malay? 01. You call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word. 02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth. 03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang hindustani". 04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least...."rakyat jelata" sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......" 05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse. 06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford. 07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by. 08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs). 09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD. 10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK. 11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU. 12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths). 13. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing/looking rather than your back-dated looks. 14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it. 15. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold). 16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you. 17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns). 18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes. 19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.. 20. You are trained to be a sweet talker. 21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe. 22. You always pick on juniors. 23. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy. 24. You are very protective on your seniority. 25. You are quite a slow thinker. 26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back. 27. You also always use other's property without asking permission. 28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays. 29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong-omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct quotes...) 30. Malay most popular ambition... * to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk 31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time. 32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari. 33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia. 34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner. 35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are..... * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE 36. Malay got less friend from other races because... * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH) 37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don't forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay". 38. An example of a Malay with good grades = STRAIGHT C-MINUS 39. A Malay boss are known as * intimidating his staff * Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing * Welcome more family member and friends to join the company * Corruption * Always bring company's item home for personel use. 40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country. 41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get f*ck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it was a promise) 42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay. 43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay. 44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple. 45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay. 46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public toilet. 47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their sh*t with their hand. 48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand. 49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant/food court/warung to wipe customer's mouth and hand. 50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear..... *a long, torn jeans, *a T-shirt *a pair of loafers 51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli. 52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost. 52. Malay knows their favourite fast food......KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy. 53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth". 54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai". 55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour) 56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset. 57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity. 58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban. 59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer. 60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor". 61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a giude or challenge. 62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers. 63. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA. 64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK. 65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical. 66. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this. As a malay, please put some effort to change our bad attitude, this is truly embarassing.

不過另我驚喜既係...佢既回复當中竟然有個馬產唔單子冇屌返佢轉頭,仲承認同話自己會改..當然有90%個馬來人正一粉腸,但仲係有10%馬產係人來... world peace no fuck ~